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This is the online journal of Inmate #N508853. On June 30th, 1999, I was leaving a bar after drinking two beers and playing two games of foosball. Leaving the bar in a part of town I was unfamiliar with, I was pulled over for speeding. The officer smelled the alcohol. I did the stupid human tricks. I refused the breathalizer. I was arrested. I went to court. I was sentenced to 55 days in jail. This is my story...

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**INMATE'S NOTE** Please excuse the syntax of this journal. Due to the fact I have limited time each day to make these updates, I can't waste time proofreading, and notepad doesn't have a spellchecker. My time and resources are limited, and I feel content is more important than correctness. Therefore, all typos appear just as I made them. Thanks for reading and understanding. P.S.- Thanks for your e-mail comments and questions - Please keep them coming!!

Necessary Background

BackgroundAbout Inmate #N508853
The ArrestThe night I got arrested, and the events leading up to it.
CourtThe long drawn out legal process.

Daily Entries

Day 1Friday, February 4, 2000
Day 2Saturday, February 5, 2000
Day 3Sunday, February 6, 2000
Day 4Monday, February 7, 2000
Day 5Tuesday, February 8, 2000
Day 6Wednesday, February 9, 2000
Day 7Thursday, February 10, 2000
Day 8Friday, February 11, 2000
Day 9Saturday, February 12, 2000
Day 10Sunday, February 13, 2000
Day 11Monday, February 14, 2000
Day 12Tuesday, February 15, 2000
Day 13Wednesday, February 16, 2000
Day 14Thursday, February 17, 2000
Day 15Friday, February 18, 2000
Day 16Saturday, February 19, 2000
Day 17Sunday, February 20, 2000
Day 18Monday, February 21, 2000
Day 19Tuesday, February 22, 2000
Day 20Wednesday, February 23, 2000
Day 21Thursday, February 24, 2000
Day 22Friday, February 25, 2000
Day 23Saturday, February 26, 2000
Day 24Sunday, February 27, 2000
Days 25 - 27**NOTICE** Concerning These Three Days
Day 28Thursday, March 2, 2000
Day 29Friday, March 3, 2000
Day 30Saturday, March 4, 2000
Day 31Sunday, March 5, 2000
Day 32Monday, March 6, 2000
Day 33Tuesday, March 7, 2000
Day 34Wednesday, March 8, 2000
Day 35Thursday, March 9, 2000
Day 36Friday, March 10, 2000
Day 37Saturday, March 11, 2000
Day 38Sunday, March 12, 2000
Day 39Monday, March 13, 2000
Day 40Tuesday, March 14, 2000
Day 41Wednesday, March 15, 2000
Day 42Thursday, March 16, 2000
Day 43Friday, March 17, 2000
Day 44Saturday, March 18, 2000
Day 45Sunday, March 19, 2000
Day 46Monday, March 20, 2000
Day 47Tuesday, March 21, 2000
Day 48Wednesday, March 22, 2000
Day 49Thursday, March 23, 2000
Day 50Friday, March 24, 2000
Day 51Saturday, March 25, 2000
Day 52Sunday, March 26, 2000
Day 53Monday, March 27, 2000
Day 54Tuesday, March 28, 2000
EpilogueWednesday, March 29, 2000
CreditsThose who made it happen.
A Year LaterMonday, February 5, 2001

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